pemhornsName: Pembroke W. Korgi

Age: None of your damn business, Sam

Likes: Video games, Animation, Drawing, Food, Soda, Making Youtube videos, Big Butts (and he can not lie), Uncle Scrooge, Tron Bonne, and Batman

Dislikes: Assholes, Spinach, Avocados, his rotten luck, dumb people, and the current state of society

Mental Illnesses: MDS (Major Depressive Disorder).  Hey, I figure I might as well be honest with you guys.  I even spent a week in a mental health facility once… it was surprisingly relaxing, kinda’ like summer camp… except you couldn’t leave the building.  Still, you got away from everyone, sometimes got to call home, shared a room with someone, slept on a shitty bed, had to talk with people about your feelings, and got fed mediocre food.

Sexual Orientation: Bisexual

Family life: Divorced.  Still has an amazing child, though.

Favorite Video Games Of All Time: Strider, BurgerTime, Street Fighter 3: Third Strike, and Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out

Favorite Modern Games: Undertale, Freedom Planet, Five Nights At Freddy’s, Pokemon, and Skullgirls

Favorite American Cartoons of All Time: Batman: The Animated Series and DuckTales

Favorite Modern Cartoons: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Voltron Legendary Defender (Though he’s horrible at keeping up to date with them)

Favorite Anime: Lupin III

Other Projects Currently Going:

Another God Damned Blog – This is my personal Tumblr, where I post artwork, write stuff, sometimes post dumb videos I make, and reblog dumb stuff.

Thiklestia – Princess Celestia has got a big butt and I can not lie.

Here Comes Berry Punch – Something weird is going on with poor Berry Punch, but what?

Artificial Orange Studios – This is my Youtube Channel, hosts to various little shows I do for Youtube, the most prominent being:

Let’s Draw – A set of Speed Draw videos I do, showing the process of me doing an entire picture from sketch to finished colored artwork.  Updates almost every Monday.

Cartoon Catastrophes – In this show I review old cartoons, some are REALLY REALLY BAD and some are actually good.  I give a thoughtful and humorous look over some episodes and give the positives and negatives to everything given to me… or… at least I definitely try.  It’s my blessing, it’s my curse, I’m Spider-man.

Pemmy Plays – A Let’s Play series, where one of my friends and I play various video games and make humorous commentary.  Most often Steam games or classic NES games, though I have done a few other systems as well like the Genesis, PS1, and Arcade games.  Often edited by my friend Drax, who loves to put smart ass comments of his own into the video.  Updates Tuesday through Thursday (since these are separated by games, I just picked the most popular of these series, which is Undertale, but there are many many more.

Arcade Funhouse – A show where I review various classic arcade games, usually leaning to a more obscure side, though a few known classics do slip in there from time to time.  Going to the arcade was always a big deal in my youth, and with arcades being a dying breed, I want to do my best to let everyone know about the many games that appeared in these little video game palaces.  Both the good and the bad.  Sometimes updates on Fridays.

Boxiken – An unboxing show done by my friend Drax and I.  We unbox various video games and video game based toys that we’ve recently received. Sometimes updates on Fridays

About Myself:  I’ve often been told that I’m one of the nicest guys they’ve met, I don’t know how true that is, but by God do I try to be.  I’ve been blessed with horrible luck, which constantly makes things blow up in my face, but I do my best not to let it get me down, and try to be positive the best I can.  I always feel that just because things aren’t working out for me, doesn’t mean I can’t still try to help out others, and by God, it never gives me the right to take things out on other people.  Treat others the way you want to be treated, that’s always been my goal in life.